Lol I look retarded too, I have no real fashion sense, and my haircut is basically just letting everything grow. I don't even wash my hair as often as I should, but I just don't give a fuck anymore.
@7 I need to get a shower and wash my hair. Probably will do that in a couple of hours.
You need to put in more observations to notice where do you fuck up with cutting your hair. It is possible to cut your own hair, but you need to make realizations.